Here's a perfect case of life imitating art, or a computer game, which, depending on which side of the fence you fall, could be art or it could just be a pixel-polygonated escape from reality for fan boys, but anyway.

Here's an article about the release of the second expansion pack for World Of Warcraft, the online game for fanatics, as if anyone needs to be told. It's all pretty straight forward stuff but about a third of the way down we learn of a certain fate that befalls one Scott Hamshere from Bromley, which is in the county of Kent in England.

What happens to him is not just funny, in the schadenfreude vein of humour, but it also, strangely, mimics the gameplay of Warcraft...

A classic case of spawn camping, perhaps? Camped for 18 hours for a rare spawn with an even rarer drop, only to fall asleep 5 minutes before it spawned. Some n00b jumped and KSed him!

Most of us think of zombies as a bunch of hideous, brain eating, mindless monsters, which they are, but they also need to feel loved, just like the rest of us.

When they're sitting at home, all alone, eating their meal for one of poached organic human gallbladder, cassoulet of eyeball & a confit of rotting skin, they can get lonely (now, I know that might sound a little elaborate as a meal for one, but - and this is a little known zombie fact, so this is probably an exclusive - when zombies are at home, they are gourmets; they love it!).

While you may be terrified of them, and fear their cannibalistic primal urges to consume your flesh, some decent people feel differently. Knowing how hard it is for them to meet members of the opposite sex (or same sex, there's no discrimination) especially with their busy schedules - with all the chasing and then feasting - some kind soul has set up this dating website.

It's strictly for the reanimated, no signing up if you're not dead! I know what some people's tastes are like...So if any of your friends are zombies, and looking for that special someone, you know what to do!